Each stylish item from the JUSTICE FOR CLEMONT® collection will strengthen my resolve to sue for custody of Clemont the Norwegian forest cat by 2%.
Each phone call that my ex-wife refuses to answer weakens that resolve by 15%.
Each phone call that my ex-wife refuses to answer weakens that resolve by 15%.
JFC Vengeance Mug
$12.00
A high-quality mug for drinking out of, featuring the countenance of my perfect Norwegian Forest Cat, Clemont, who my ex-wife Brenda has so cruelly taken...
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JFC Phone Case
$20.00
How lovely to have a phone protected by the watchful eyes of the only friend I've ever known. I bet you're using your phone to...
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