SCENTS
Smell the void. Now lean in, a bit closer - maybe the void will smell you back.
APPAREL
Our designers' pithy slogans will eat straight through your heart. It won't be pleasant.
INNOCUOUS TRINKETS
Absolutely no-one has been cursed by any of the charming miscellany contained herein.
JUSTICE FOR CLEMONT
Each stylish item from the JUSTICE FOR CLEMONT® collection will strengthen my resolve to sue for custody of Clemont the Norwegian forest cat by 2%.
Each phone call that my ex-wife refuses to answer weakens that resolve by 15%.