How lovely to have a phone protected by the watchful eyes of the only friend I've ever known. I bet you're using your phone to call your loving spouse, aren't you? You can tell me - I've had my evening Xanax, so I won't cry too much.
A high-quality mug for drinking out of, featuring the countenance of my perfect Norwegian Forest Cat, Clemont, who my ex-wife Brenda has so cruelly taken...