EXISTENTIAL CRISËS is a luxury lifestyle boutique, designed for the discerning and miserable buyer. We specialize in scent, accessory, and experience, so you can touch, wear, and hear the void.
Our products have been carefully selected by depression enthusiast Dr. A. Wyatt, who also handles design, advertising, and content creation for the store. He has a love for instrumental jazz, and enjoys partial supervised custody (every third weekend) of a beautiful Siberian Forest Cat.
Any of our fine customers are welcome to contact Dr. Wyatt by shouting incoherently into the winter darkness.