Terms of Service

Customers are responsible for mindful care of Existential Crises merchandise.


Damaged items are not eligible for returns, nor are opened or used cosmetic items.


The abyss will consume us all.


Soul Balm cannot be shipped outside of Canada for occult moose reasons.


Existential Crises accepts only DogeCoin and Manhattan subway tokens as payment (contact seller for exchange information).

REMEMBER!

The abyss is inevitable and will consume us all eventually!